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Existensial Writing Crisis Caused by Ponies

So I’ve been spending the past week trying to write a serious werewolf story, but I haven’t gotten very far with it. In fact, it’s been going pretty stagnant thus far. I’ve felt very pressured that I haven’t been able to make the story really “pop” yet. Felt almost like I’ve had writer’s block or writer’s fatigue or something.

So then, after watching a few episodes of that new My Little Pony show on Youtube (don’t judge me, it is a well written show. A well written manly show. For manly people. Manly), on a whim, I end up writing fanfiction again. Crossover fanfiction between that show and Cthulhu (I … don’t know why either).

Read at your own risk (even though I do like this story, I just want to say that most of the stuff I write is a great deal more serious than this).

The weird thing is, in one day of working on this, I’ve already written more than after an entire week of working on that werewolf story. And it felt way more fun to write.

I don’t really know what, if anything, that signifies. Maybe I’m just getting kind of burned out on horror and it was kind of refreshing to write something less serious. Maybe I had more fun with it because I felt less pressure to refine it since it was, well, a fanfic and not something I intended to market. I honestly don’t know. I really like the story. I’m having fun writing it. But part of me feels like less of a writer because I’m going back to writing fanfic instead of working on original work.

I’m not entirely sure, but I think I’ll write this fanfic a little bit. I have spent the last five months working very hard on the first draft of a novel, which I finally finished. Maybe this will be a nice pallet clenser or something.

Or maybe I’m just justifying myself so I can write more about ponies. I’m honestly not sure…

Pokethulhu

I’m sure it should come as no surprise to anyone who reads this blog, all three of you, that I’m familiar with tabletop RPGs. I don’t get a chance to play them very often, but I do enjoy them. I’ve played D&D before (though not as much as I would have liked) and have read up on many RPGs. Even if the rule systems seem really complex, I still like looking through a lot of the RPG books, if for no other reason than many have cool settings and monsters to read about.

Having said that, when I do get the rare opportunity to try out a new game system, nothing turns me off more than overcomplicated sets of rules. And, while it isn’t always a bad thing, I tend to have an aversion to settings which take themselves too seriously, like World of Darkness and Call of Cthulhu and the like. Not that I have a problem with their settings or systems, but simply because the group of friends I play with have more fun when we don’t take everything so seriously, which is really the main objective of games.

Recently, I came across a game (a free game, no less) that most of my group of friends was instantly excited about. The game is called Pokethulhu, which is exactly what it sounds like: a role-playing game mixing Pokemon and Call of Cthulhu.

This is a real game. I am not kidding.

One look at this game told me it didn’t take itself as seriously as many other games do. Not only that, it combined Pokemon, which are cheerful, addictive games I loved as a kid and still love today, with H.P. Lovecraft, whose stories all involved horrible gods from beyond our plane of existance who can easily drive a person completely insane just by being within their line of vision, plunging them into an unending madness from which there is no wake. Needless to say, hilarity ensues.

I have to say, for a crossover parody, this works surprisingly well. Injecting cosmic evil into Pokemon is not as difficult as you would think. In fact, it’s a relatively simple progression. Pokemon are now Pokethulhu, mini-abominations from the depths of space who feast on human souls, Pokemon trainers are now “Pokethulhu Cultists,” and so on. The setting even teases versions of Team Rocket and Nurse Joys in this universe. It doesn’t give a lot of setting details and the system is very simple, but I like that. It give more room to create and gives you plenty of ideas for directions to go with the world, without setting the world in stone. The system makes character creation very easy, which is fantastic because it takes a long time to create characters in most tabletop systems (D&D 3.5 players at the very least should know what I’m talking about here). The setting gives combat rules for people as well as Pokethulhu and characters have their own stats, which I like since I sort of expected a Pokemon-base RPG to focus exclusively on animals for combat. It gives plenty of sample monsters and makes it easy to create your own. Those samples include cute little beings of eldritch horror like this:

Pikathulhu, the Electric Mouse/Dreaming God pokethulhu

Or this:

Cthonyx, the Crawling, Oozing Chaos

And even this:

Yog-Sothoth, the Beyond One, one with all of time and space, all that was and that will ever be, whose very form is so vast and beyond human comprehension that entire civilizations can be easily driven to unfathomable madness, chaos, and self-destruction simply for attempting to comprehend one-one trillionth of its non-Euclidean form.

He’s kinda like a Legendary.

Joking aside, this system gives a lot of freedom and has a sense of humor that is just plain fun to play around with. It’s very easy to pick up and play without having to deal with too many rules or bounderies. And best of all, it’s now provided for free on the company’s website. You can find the link here.

My friend and I did a test run of the game just a few days ago and had a really good time. Frankly I can’t wait to give it another go. It’s in its third edition now, but it is woefully underappreciated. If you want to play a tabletop game that doesn’t take terribly long to setup and get into or you just want to try out a game with a lot of humor thrown in, check it out.